ASMR Voice: Now that I'm a dad [M4F] [Dadlin] [Greeting our newborn]



hey kiddo nice of you to join us let's try and let mommy rest for a little while she's had a bit of a day not gonna lie you gave us quite the scare mommy was freaking out when you came early but I told her you were just excited to see her she punched me don't worry she doesn't usually do that I think she was just scared it's a scary thing you know I'm gonna care for a tiny human I mean I got a taste of it feeding mom's cravings for eight and a half months but she she carried you inside her kicks morning sickness and sleepless nights and all God that must have sucked don't get me wrong though we're thrilled to have you wrinkly little potato person potato person don't tell mommy I said that we were so excited when he found out I mean it was a surprise at first but after the shock wore off it was like Christmas and your birthday all rolled up into one I guess you don't know what those aren't yet we'll have to teach you but yeah mommy was jumping up and down and screaming I have a line I may have let out a Squealer to myself manly squeal you know how it is there well I guess you don't you get the pipe anyway I hope you're excited because you get your own room we weren't sure if you'd be a boy or a girl so he painted it yellow with panel walls because it seemed like the most unobtrusive choice I hope you like cartoon giraffes because you're not getting away from them good let me tell you mommy insisted on making everything match so now you've got a whole safari in your room hope it doesn't scare you Oh grandma's so excited to see you you call her Lola Lola she's on her way over now none of us thought you'd be out in the ones day you know but she'll be here just as fast as she can she said she and Grandpa once a law law would bring you a puppy but kind of hope she holds off on that I'm not sure how we'll manage with two tiny baby things in the apartment if it makes you feel better though I'm sure we could find a cold fish or two mmm maybe only if mommy agrees and two fried them up one night for dinner though God your mom where do I begin she's the sweetest nicest awesomest person ever but don't tell her I said that can't ever thinking I'm going soft I don't know hmm maybe I am it's just seeing the woman I love carry my child this tiny human we made together it's it's changed how I see her you know watching her give birth to you was one of the hardest things I've ever done she was she wasn't so much pain for a long time I felt so guilty then – let me hold you in my arms and god this feels so right you feel so right like a part of me I didn't realize I was missing but yeah these past few hours have been crazy fun if she needed me so Center finds the bathroom and puking my guts out I stayed here and held her hand God that was a long 20 hours she held out so well even through the pain and she mangled my hand a bed but I can't exactly blame her I probably would have cried to God I'm losing it a little must be the baby fever going around don't tell anyone okay it won't be our little secret we'll have a lot of them I think I hope so anyway I hope you can trust me I know we get along I'll play outside or draw or play video games yeah I have to teach you how to play Mario Kart so we can beat mommy go go to the park the movies and watch Star Wars make pillow forts it'll be great I promise just you and me kiddo and maybe mommy if she wants to tag along hmm I wonder what kind of kid you'll be probably take after your mom if you're lucky or me if you're not hmm imagine that an incredibly cute three-year-old absolutely slaughtering me and over watch that I would pay to see or maybe not I might send you to your room but I would definitely sacrifice a portion of my Twizzlers for it lord knows how precious they are to me you know you look innocent now but I'm pretty sure as soon as we take you home I'll be waking up at 3:00 a.m. for you they'll keep me awake and I'll probably even enjoy it but yeah that's okay just maybe try and let us get a little bit of sleep once in a while otherwise I'm gonna need to call Lola to watch you so mommy and Teddy can get her own nap time God we're probably not gonna be alone for another few months with how many people are gonna want to meet you so what can we really expect you're beautiful even if you are still a bald red wrinkled little potato person and you don't let anyone tell you otherwise you were beautiful and I love you and you're gonna grow into an even more beautiful person one that's kind and strong and awesome just like your mother you

31 Replies to “ASMR Voice: Now that I'm a dad [M4F] [Dadlin] [Greeting our newborn]”

  1. Am I the only one who is trying to listen to the people talking in the back???

    I think it's only me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  2. Wait, the grandparents are Filipino so… WHO IN THE TWO PARENTS ARE FILIPINO BECAUSE IF IT WAS YOU CARDLIN, I’D START TRACING YOU DOWN.

  3. Awww

    0-0 this reminds me of when my mom had my sister

    ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

  4. β€œMommy was freaking out when you came early. I told her you were just excited to see her… she punched me.”
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚βœ¨

  5. ;oH gOD tHiS iSNt goOD. ThE bAbY’s cOmiNg eArLy ;-;;;
    ;Don’t worry babe he’s just excited to see you
    ;*punches stomach*
    ; *gags on own saliva* YOU THINK I NEVER HANDLED YOU ON YOUR PERIOD????!!1!1!

  6. The weird thing is I call my abuela, lela. And my abuelo, lelo. When I was young I couldn't pronounce abuela and abuelo, so I call them that for short…freakyπŸ˜…

  7. My heart just went β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’œβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’•πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’–πŸ’—πŸ’“πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’πŸ’žπŸ’“πŸ’—πŸ’–β€οΈπŸ’žπŸ’πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’“πŸ’šπŸ’“πŸ’šπŸ’—πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’™πŸ’—πŸ’™πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’“πŸ’šπŸ’πŸ’πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’–πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ§‘πŸ’˜πŸ§‘πŸ’•β€οΈπŸ’›πŸ’˜πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’–β£οΈπŸ’•πŸ’—πŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’—πŸ’“πŸ’šπŸ’žπŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’šπŸ’›πŸ§‘β€οΈπŸ’–β€οΈ when u said lolo and lola omfg!!!

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