Girlfriends Game Night – SNL


>>WHAT TIME IS IT?
IS JEANNIE STILL COMING?>>I JUST GOT A TEXT.
SHE’S SAYING THEY’RE IN THE ELEVATOR.
>>THEY? OH, MY GOD.
>>WAIT, IS SHE BRINGING HER BOYFRIEND?
>>HIS NAME IS HORACE AND THEY’RE MARRIED, REMEMBER?
>>DOES SHE GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT HIM?
IT’S JUST SO WEIRD.>>YOU JUST THINK IT’S WEIRD
BECAUSE HE’S AROUND OLDER MAN.>>OH, SHH, SHH — THEY’RE
COMING.>>HI, HI.
SORRY WE’RE LATE. IT’S BEEN A CHAOTIC WEEK.
HORACE’S SONS ARE SUING ME AGAIN.
HOARACE. OH, HE’S LOOKING AT YOUR —
HEY! HORACE!
BE CAREFUL. YOU ARE BEING SUCH A DUDE RIGHT
NOW. GOD, MEN.
HOW DO WE, LADIES?>>SPEAKING OF ANNA, HOW WAS
YOUR HONEYMOON?>>OH, PARIS WAS AMAZING.
>>HORACE, THEY WENT TO PARIS! ANNA WENT TO PARIS!
>>UH-HUH.>>THAT’S SO ROMANTIC.
>>YOU KNOW, HORACE USED TO LIVE IN PARIS.
DURING WORLD WAR II. HE CAN SPEAK FLUENT FRENCH.
HORACE SPEAK SOME FRENCH! HORACE, SPEAK FRENCH TO THEM.
>>NO.>>OH, MR. COMEDIAN.
BECAUSE “NO” IS THE SAME IN FRENCH.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU’RE LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN
JOKES MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE, AS USUAL.
>>IS HE STILL LAUGHING OR IS MAYBE SOMETHING WRONG?
>>NO. HE’S JUST TICKLED.
DON’T ENCOURAGE HIM.>>ARE YOU SURE HE’S OKAY?
>>YES. JUST LET HIM HAVE HIS LAUGHING
FIT. ARE YOU DONE?
>>OKAY.>>SO ARE WE GOING TO PLAY UNO
OR WHAT?>>YES.
>>I’M READY?>>OH, IS HORACE PLAYING?
>>JEANNIE, IT’S HERE NOW.>>LIKE RIGHT NOW?
THAT’S INCONVENIENT.>>WHAT’S HERE?
>>YOU KNOW HOW WE’RE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT AND I’VE BEEN
WORKING WITH A SPECIALIST AND DOING ALL THESE TREATMENTS.
YADDA, YADDA, YADDA — HIS CIALIS KICKED IN.
>>IT’S HERE. WE GOTTA GO.
>>WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>WELL, WE JUST HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE WHEN IT’S HERE.
‘CAUSE, YOU KNOW.>>WHY?
>>BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT, DON’T WORRY.
‘CAUSE I HAVE THE COURTESY BLANKET.
SO, YOU WON’T SEE ANYTHING.>>YO!
YEP!>>WAIT, WAIT.
DON’T DO THAT HERE.>>OH, IT’S A GOOD ONE.
>>WE HAVE TO. YOU GUYS KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT A
BABY.>>OH, MY GOD.
YOU CAN’T DO THAT OLD MAN HERE.>>OH, YEAH!
LOOK OUT!>>YOU GUYS, IT’S LIKE
BREAST-FEEDING IN PUBLIC. IT’S ABOUT ACCOMPLISHING A TASK,
NOT A SEXUAL THING.>>BUT SEX IS A SEXUAL THING.
>>NO, ANNA, BELIEVE ME, THIS IS SCIENCE BY THE NUMBERS.
IT’S CLINICAL, BORING.>>OKAY, WELL, CAN YOU AT LEAST
USE THE BEDROOM?>>DON’T OFFER MY BEDROOM, I
SLEEP IN THERE.>>GUYS, IT’S NOTHING, OKAY?
I CAN TALK AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME.
LET’S JUST PLAY. HORACE, CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE
TABLE?>>SLOW, HORACE.
SLOW. HORACE.
HORACE. SLOW.
HORACE.>>THOSE ARE MY CARDS.
>>OKAY, I WILL GO FIRST, I GUESS.
>>OH, YEAH.>>MY CARDS ARE TERRIBLE.
>>YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M SORRY. I CAN’T DO THIS.
I CAN’T –>>YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR CARDS IF
YOU WANT.>>NOT THE GAME, YOU ON YOUR
HUSBAND DOING THAT.>>YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW
HOW IMPORTANT BEING A MOM IS TO ME P.M.
>>I KNOW THAT, AND I’M TRYING TO NOT SEE WHAT I’M SEEING, BUT
I THINK THIS IS MAKING IT TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN NEVER LOOK AT
YOU AGAIN.>>OH, MY GOD, DOES EVERYONE
FEEL THAT WAY?>>ACTUALLY, YEAH.
>>WOW! OKAY.
I GUESS WE WILL LEAVE. COME ON, HORACE.
SLOW. SLOW.
HORACE.>>YOU KNOW WHAT, NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
THIS WOMAN IS YOUR FRIEND. SHE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING A
MOM. IT’S BEEN A VERY DIFFICULT
JOURNEY FOR HER. AND SHE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT, IF
YOU CAN’T GIVE HER THAT, THEN YOU’RE NOT A KIND FRIEND.
>>YOU’RE RIGHT.>>WE ARE SORRY.
>>YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE AN EXCELLENT MOTHER.
>>OH!>>HORACE.
OKAY.

100 Replies to “Girlfriends Game Night – SNL”

  1. I love how she doesn't even get off of him when they are ready to leave. ๐Ÿคฃ

  2. I'm watching an automatic playlist, and I was thinking of this sketch.
    This was the next on it. Youtube, for the 1st time you read my mind!

  3. I can't ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

  4. Is no one gonna talk about them playing Cards against humanity in the thumbnail but theyโ€™re playing uno in the video…?

  5. Accurate representation of how I wouldnโ€™t know how to act if I was having sex with Cecily Strong.

  6. Iโ€™m sorry I was eating breakfast and just lost my appetite. That was gross. I support the LGBTQ plus community but not super large age gaps. They say love is love but most of the time itโ€™s either for money or youโ€™re pressured and itโ€™s just disturbing to me

  7. Yeah Cecily is usually the best at not breaking but hey…she's riding Bill and crashing into stuff! Whaddya expect?!

  8. One of the very few times Cecily actually breaks… made the sketch even funnier ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

  9. I love how when Horrace says No, and backs up Cecily has her hand on her heart the entire time, like he barely did or said anything yet and she's so taken aback by him haha

  10. This wouldn't be nearly as funny without the table bit and the break. If it had just gone exactly as written it would have been meh. But now it's incredible.

  11. "it's about accomplishing a task, it's not a sexual thing"
    "I can talk and chew gum at the same time"

  12. I hate when women are this inconsiderate of others. Putting their purse right in the middle of where the card game is played. Rude.

  13. S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S
    No i never saw "her" / and wasnt sure "she" actually exsisted / i wad on the north shore everyday // // as usual / yeah // they fucked up everythong on purpose /yeah that leaves the death penalty/ …because its conspiracy murder -1 and treason and crimes against staye fiplomayes .and alies and inlistedmen and ..and and ….// fuck bend her over the couch

  14. This is really gross until you realize that under the costume is Bill Hader and then itโ€™s still gross but kinda hot

  15. This was funny episode. ๐ŸคฃHow they couldn't contain their laughing made it hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ

  16. He talked about this in interviews, and when he backs up, Melissa says its me, and Cecily says "Melissa whats going on." And thats when they all break. So great.

  17. Aidy & Melissa are barely hanging on for dear life around 4:41 lookin at Cecily like "girl if u break we're going to lose it"! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž

  18. Bill breaks seconds after hearing Melissa say "This is so dumb" which causes Cecily to break and the other girls soon follow off camera! Hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  19. I live in Canada where the video was unavailable. Now I'm finally in the states after waiting a year and it was worth it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  20. As time goes on this skit just keeps getting funnier. Weeding out bad skits from great ones is easy, but weeding great skits to this masterpiece takes perfection and attention to detail & finely cherry picking it and Bill Hader delivers and so do the cast and writers. I wish one day I can be a writer for SNL.

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