Keanu Reeves Will Never Get Married, And Here’s Why

Keanu Reeves has been dubbed the “Internet’s
boyfriend,” and his infinite acts of kindness have endeared him to legions of fans. This begs the question: Why hasn’t the handsome
actor settled down? “I’m stupid, okay?” “Okay.” Here are a few reasons the actor might never
walk down the aisle. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Perhaps Reeves doesn’t want to get married
because the very thought of starting a family brings back sad memories. The actor was once very much in love. According to Paper, Reeves met David Lynch’s
assistant Jennifer Syme in 1998 at a party for Reeves’ band, Dogstar. They immediately hit it off, and she eventually
got pregnant. The couple planned to name their little girl
Ava. But in late 1999, a month before she was due,
Syme’s pregnancy resulted in a stillborn. According to People, the couple couldn’t deal
with the loss and broke up a few weeks later, though they remained close friends. Then, in April 2000, Syme tragically died
at the wheel of her car. According to MTV News, she was on her way
home from a party at Marilyn Manson’s house. As People reported, “[She] sideswiped three parked cars, rolled
over several times and was thrown from the car.” The magazine goes on to reveal, “In her car police found prescribed antidepressants
and two rolled-up dollar bills with ‘a white powdery substance’ inside.” At the time, a friend told People, “[Reeves] is finding it very, very difficult
to cope with her death.” In an interview with Parade magazine in 2006,
Reeves admitted: “Grief changes shape, but it never ends. People have a misconception that you can deal
with it and say, ‘It’s gone, and I’m better.’ They’re wrong. When the people you love are gone, you’re
alone.” Here’s something that might get in the way
of Keanu Reeves getting married: Technically, he may already be married. Appearing on The Talk in January 2019, Reeves
revealed: “Yeah, once in a while, I’ll get a text: ‘Hello,
husband.'” Wait, what? He’s referring to none other than Winona Ryder,
who co-starred with his in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Well, it turns out Keanu and Winona may have
actually tied the knot on the set of the 1992 film. Ryder shed more light on the situation in
an August 2018 interview with Entertainment Weekly, revealing: “I’m convinced we really did get married because
it was a real Romanian priest. And we did a master where he did the whole
thing.” For reals, though? Indeed! Speaking to The Guardian, director Francis
Ford Coppola admitted he wasn’t pleased with the first version of the scene… so he came
up with a plan: “[I thought that] having the real wedding
ceremony as it might be in that religion [Greek Orthodox Christianity] would be beautiful.” So yeah, he brought in an actual priest. Coppola goes on to say, “In a sense, when we were all done, we realized
that Keanu and Winona really are married as a result of this scene and this ceremony.” So romantic! And so weird. It sounds like the actor may have given up
hope on getting married, or ever having children. “I love you.” “No!” “I love you…” “No!” “I love you so much!” The year 2017 might have been a particularly
low period for the 47 Ronin star, as his perception of love seemed entirely grim during his interview
with Esquire: “It’s too late. It’s over. I’m 52. I’m not going to have any kids.” Calling himself a cliché, he declared, “Aging. I’m just starting to get better at it. Just the amount of stuff you have to do before
you’re dead…It’s just, ‘Oh my God. OK. Where did the time go? How come things are changing? How much time do I have left? What didn’t I do?'” And if that statement isn’t quite enough to
get the waterworks flowing, consider this. In 2019, Reeves got remarkably honest at a
press conference. According to Star2, he was asked what love
meant to him, and he replied, “You mean romantic love? You know, I’m the lonely guy. I don’t have anyone in my life. But if it does occur, I would respect and
love the other person; hopefully it’ll happen for me.” Keanu Reeves may be hard to get close to,
quite literally. In June 2019, the Matrix star made headlines
for a rather bizarre reason: Twitter users started pointing out that he doesn’t touch
women when he poses for photos. CNN caught wind of the phenomenon and compiled
various fan responses. A typical tweet read: “possibility: he’s reacting to the Me too
movement by realizing that hey, wait, maybe women want more space, and changing his actions?” Trendspotters at CNN went for broke and declared
that… “Keanu Reeves is officially a national treasure.” Well, if that’s true, Reeves was apparently
oblivious to the fact. The same month these endearing photo moments
were making headlines, the actor stopped to talk to People as he walked the red carpet
for the Toy Story 4 premiere. “You’ve been dubbed the Internet’s boyfriend. Everyone is just kind of gushing over you. You didn’t know that yet?” “No. That’s wacky.” It is rather wacky, isn’t it? Perhaps Keanu’s luck in love will take a turn
for the better. In 2018, The Daily Mail reported that Reeves
was spotted on a date with a mystery woman. Claiming that he was seen having a romantic
Italian dinner in Hollywood, the tabloid perhaps overstated the situation, writing that: “It’s not everyday that the Lebanon native
is seen smiling from ear to ear…But it looks like a blossoming relationship has given The
Lake House actor a bit of pep in his step.” How sexy. In 2014, and obviously in a meditative state
of mind, Reeves told the German website Bunte: “I still don’t have a family or kids, but
I was just unlucky.” Reflecting on the very concept of love, Reeves
went on to say: “Social differences, standing, where you come
from are still unique to every culture. But hopefully, love conquers all.” So much to chew on there, and it’s certainly
an optimistic point of view. Keep in mind we’re now several years away
from the birth of that “Sad Keanu” meme: “There’s a sort of mythology that surrounds
you. That you’re sad.” “Oh yeah.” “There’s this whole ‘Sad Keanu’ thing, you
know.” Here’s hoping Reeve’s jovial spirits are here
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100 Replies to “Keanu Reeves Will Never Get Married, And Here’s Why”

  1. He can settle down without getting married. And if he does get married, if he's smart he'll have a watertight pre-nup so he doesn't lose everything he's achieved.

  2. I wouldn't say about the me-too movement wanting more space they just wanting to destroy man's life with accusations. And he understands how easy it is to be falsely accused especially since he's got lots of money. It's about being smart

  3. I'm a Solitary man…Nobody kicks up a fuss about me. Look If he does not want to keep company with Wynona Ryder. I'll take her out for coffee now and again. I'm kind of Bookish though…But I do look like a celebrity. I've been a full season Mall Santa for 15 seasons. That's right, for 45 weeks out of every year I'm Nobody. Then for 7 weeks I'm a Rock Star. That said, I know that it is Santa Claus they really love. I'm still Nobody…that writes and reads books. How bout it Ms. Ryder? I think we could have r real good cup of Joe, ( Hot Cocoa if you like.) I'm yours for most of the day if you're game…Joy to you then.

  4. On my view if he is happy to be single then I think let him be the way he want and also in meantime if he want to get married then I wish him to find someone true with whom he will be happy intellectually the way he is 💗

  5. LOOOOOL people will adopt any theory that fits their agenda… thinking reeves gives a shit about the metoo movement to the degree that it would literally always be on his mind is just proof that people are constantly over- importantizing (invented word I know)themselves… also the reason people think acts that inconvenience them are always some intentional personal act trying to just mess their lives up… so vain and self-indulged…

  6. Why would he compromise his own happiness to be with someone who might not even truly love him. He has fully grasped the concept of MGTOW.

  7. He took the blue pill went down that rabbit hole in the matrix and saw reality. Jokes aside he is a good man and its his private life

  8. Marriage is not something u should just do. Children arent something u should just do. His baby died. His woman died. Maybe he just doesn't want to keep putting that kind of energy into anyone else. I can identify. This makes sense to me

  9. He is gay, thought that was common knowledge. And appears he's pretty wise when it comes to the dangers of women. You never see him get to close, probably smart doesn't want to get sued buy succubus.

  10. kEANU..has a's self discovery..and he's sharing it with a dangerous temptress-.. motorcycles & speed…shades/J.Dean?

  11. Getting married is not the point. Devoting yourself to someone you consider your best friend is important. If you can have children and devote yourself to them that is good also. You can always adopt to. Love is not genes, but the actions and feelings you express for someone.

  12. 😤He’s not getting married because he’s not an idiot… i mean why do people get married??! It’s not like you’re stuck forever, it’s called getting a divorce. Witch cost money and not only that, half of what own is taken from you and child support if you have kids. The way I see it you don’t need no ones permission to be with someone and you don’t need a ring to remind you that you’re with someone!

  13. He was married… And, the the legal baggage of marriage is heavy. Honestly it’s 100% time for the government to remove themselves from our relationships.

  14. Too bad you need a marraige lisence that gets signed by several parties. Im sure that wasnt done so this whole theory goes out the window.

  15. I dont touch women's when take pictures. Heck i dont even take my own pictures forget about taking pictures with a women.
    Hey CNN is that make me a national treasure???

  16. Keanu Reeves get out for your own sake and for your eternal salvation it's not what you think it you're worth more than that AND GOD KNOWS THAT

  17. Weird story, some guy on instagram was pretending to be Reeves, he wanted to follow me, I thought from the get go it was fake but what the hell I played along. Long story short I ended up reporting him.

  18. I would think you have to apply for a marriage license first in order to get married. So I call BS on their "actual marriage."

  19. Or…Reeves is right
    …it never goes away…and you choose to live with her memories, rather than start over again KNOWING that no one else will ever compare.

  20. Not everyone has to get married as long as you love the person that's all that matters Keanu Reeves is a really sweet guy❤️

  21. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 are you his personal attendant? A friend? Family? Unless your in his inner circle.. stfu!

  22. The reason he never marries is bacause he was once a stolen child, he is confused and not know who his real family is and does not know who his kin is and maybe scared he end up with another stolen family member, Winona is fucking weirdo. Not right in the head

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