an unlimited stock
of trash bags. We’re going to go
into the house, right… I’ll be Deena like, “Mmm,
merp, mep. Mmm, merp, mep… Merp, merp. Merp, merp.
Merp, merp, merp, merp. (high-pitched)
Ah! She’s pregnant. (high-pitched)
Ahh! So many levels of wrong.
So many le– Everything you don’t do
to a pregnant person. We’ll definitely
bring these. Oh, yeah.
God… Yeah, we definitely
need supplies. Let’s look around.
What do we got?
All right, yeah. A stud finder.
Ooh, I found one. (both laughing) Pantyhose? Those are Angeliners. We got walkies.
Oh, nice! Go for me, Ketosis. Yeah, what status
you have over there? Look at Nicole’s nose.
(all laughing) Her nose is like this. Her lips are smushed up
like this. It’s hilarious. I think I have
my mask on wrong.
Same. All right, so we need
a ransom note. Yes.
Oh! Found a “D.” (Pauly)
It’s a good time for the guys to write a note
this time ’cause the girls wrote
so many notes in the past. “Ron put his head in-between a cocktail waitress’s
“Boing.” “We have Deena.
If you ever want to see “your pregnant meatball again,
call the duck phone and give us 50 million.” I don’t know what this…? And some deli meats. I don’t know…
Mike, I think we can leave that out,
we don’t need deli meats. Or… chicken nuggets, or– and/or
fries and burgers. (Pauly)
Let’s pack up the van.
I’m gonna load up some snacks
in case we need some. When you go
to do some kidnapping, you bring some snacks
with you. What makes this
kidnapping official? (Nicole)
Snacks. It’s obviously the snacks. Some Italians.
Bit of soppressata. I got some burratas here. I see a good moozadell
right there, and it just puts
a smile to my face. (Mike)
I’ll be honest with you,
when you have all these amazing foods,
that’s when you know you’re gonna have a situation. We have supplies, check. We’re going full-on
“Mission: Impossible.” It’s going down.
Charlie is everywhere. Charlie is everywhere. Snooki’s on the playground.
I’m on the wrong channel. You can never go wrong
with Italian bread. I have swamp ass, copy. I am currently hiding
on a slide. Stealth. (laughing)
Anyone have eyes on Ron? Should we bring
a-a Ronnie? No, he’ll– ruin it.
Yeah. Let’s roll out, guys.
Operation: Kidnap Deener. Full effect.
Yes, queen. Kidnap
a pregnant meatball. Oh, yeah!
Kidnap Deena, yeah. (all)
We’re coming for you. (evil laughter) (laughter intensifies) (Pauly)
You can run,
but you can’t hide. (maniacal laughter)