Natasha Leggero On Pregnancy: 2017 Is A Hard Time To Be Sober


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
GUEST IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN WHO CURRENTLY STARS ON “DICE.” PLEASE WELCOME NATASHA LEGGERO! HELLO! COME UP HERE. HERE YOU GO!>>THANK YOU. THANK YOU!>>Stephen: HI.>>HI.>>Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU
BACK ON?>>GREAT TO BE HERE.>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN. SOMETHING IS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT
FROM THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER.>>JUST YOUR WAY OF TELLING ME I
LOOK FAT?>>Stephen: “GLOWING” IS THE
WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR.>>NO, I AM PREGNANT, THANK YOU.>>Stephen: OH,
CONGRATULATIONS. ( APPLAUSE )
CONGRATULATIONS.>>BUT, THE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT
I’VE GAINED, I’M NOT REALLY IN THE GLOWING STAGE. I’M KIND OF IN THE “WHAT’S
NATASHA SAD ABOUT STAGE? HAS SHE BEEN EATING TOO MANY
BURRITOS?”>>Stephen: I DISAGREE. I THINK YOU LOOK LOVELY.>>OH, THANK YOU.>>Stephen: YOU’RE WELCOME.>>I FEEL GROSS.>>Stephen: IS THIS YOUR FIRST
CHILD?>>IT IS MY FIRST AND MY LAST.>>Stephen: OKAY. THAT’S WHY YOU FEEL GROSS, YOU
HAVE NEVER BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE.>>NO, NO.>>Stephen: THERE ARE ALL
KINDS OF FEARS AND APPREHENSIONS ABOUT THIS, TOO, LIKE YOUR BODY
CHANGING.>>YEAH, IT SUCKS.>>Stephen: YEAH. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: NO MATTER WHAT YOU
GO TO THE DOCTOR AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEY GO, “THAT’S PERFECTLY
NORMAL.”>>RIGHT, RIGHT.>>Stephen: MY EYEBALLS ARE
BLEEDING AND THERE’S HAIR ON MY CHEST.>>HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS.>>Stephen: BECAUSE I AM THE
FATHER OF THREE CHILDREN.>>WHY DOES THE WIFE HAVE TO DO
EVERYTHING.>>Stephen: I’M SORRY? I’M SORRY? I’M SORRY. ( APPLAUSE )
HOW– HAS THIS CHANGED– HAS THIS CHANGED– FOR SOME PEOPLE–
NOT EVERYBODY, I REALIZE– BUT FOR SOME PEOPLE IT CHANGES WHAT
THEY WANT TO EAT, WHAT THEY WANT TO DRINK. ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF.>>I’VE HAD REALLY BAD CRAVINGS
FOR DRUGS. ( LAUGHTER )
I MEAN, THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE SOBER. YOU KNOW?>>Stephen: NO. NO.>>LIKE —
>>Stephen: YEAH.>>BUT THEN I WAS THINKING, I
WAS THINKING, STEPHEN, WHAT IF I HAD, LIKE, A LITTLE TOAK, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE, MAYBE THE KID WILL HAVE A
FEW GLITCHES, BUT THE BAR’S BEEN SET SO LOW, IT COULD STILL GROW
UP AND BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ARE OF AMERICA!>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE. ♪ ♪ ♪
I WOULD LOVE IT!>>LITERALLY, ANYBODY CAN BECOME
PRESIDENT. WHAT AN INTERESTING TIME WE’RE
LIVING IN.>>Stephen: YES, WHAT AN
INTERESTING FORM OF HOPE. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, YOU’RE– YOUR HUSBAND, WAS A FRIEND OF THE SHOW. HAS BEEN ON SINCE THE LAST TIME
I SAW YOU. HE’S A COMEDIAN. YOU’RE A COMEDIAN. IS IT SORT OF PREDETERMINED THAT
YOUR CHILD WILL BE A COMEDIENNE, OR DO YOU HAVE HIGHER
ASPIRATIONS? ( LAUGHTER )
>>I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY YOU DON’T
WANT TO MAKE MORE OF? I FEEL LIKE I’M KIND OF AFRAID
OF MY GENE S.>>Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?>>YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE PEOPLE
I’M RELATED TO WHAT, IF IT COMES OUT LIKE ONE OF THEM.>>Stephen: LIKE UNCLE– LIKE
UNCLE PHIL OR SOMETHING? IS THERE– DO YOU WANT TO NAME
SOME NAMES?>>YEAH, IT’S PROBABLY NOT A
GOOD IDEA. EQUAL WL, YOU KNOW, LIKE MY
BROTHER LIFLTZ IN A VAN THAT HE PUT AN ADDRESS ON.>>Stephen: REALLY?>>YEAH.>>Stephen: HOW DO YOU PUT AN
ADDRESS ON A VAN?>>YOU PULL IT UP TO SOMEONE WHO
HAS A HOUSE AND PUT A SIGN UP WITH A HALF-SIGN OF THEIR
ADDRESS.>>Stephen: NO WAY. THAT’S POSSIBLE?>>HE DID IT. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: I KNOW HOW I’M
SPENDING MY RETIREMENT.>>MY AUNT, SHE HAS TO BORROW
HER DAUGHTER’S CAR BECAUSE HERS HAS A BREATHALYZER ATTACHED TO
IT.>>Stephen: OH, YOU HAVE TO
BLOW ON IT BEFORE THE CAR WILL GO.>>YEAH, THE STATE PUT IT ON
YOUR KERR HAPPEN YOU DON’T HAVE PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY LIKE THAT?>>Stephen: YEAH, BUT THEY
WATCH THE SHOW. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) I’M GOING TO SEE THEM
EVENTUALLY. AND I’M JOKING, OBVIOUSLY. THERE ARE NONE. YOU TOURED WITH YOUR HUSBAND
THIS SUMMER. THAT IS SOMETHING I’VE NEVER
DONE WITH MY WIFE. YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND GIGGED
WITH HIM.>>YES.>>Stephen: WHAT IS THAT LIKE
TO BE STUCK IN THE VAN WITH YOUR LOVED ONE?>>IT WAS FUN. I MEAN, ONE PROBLEM IS HE WAS
CONSTANTLY ON HIS PHONE. LIKE, HE WAS CONSTANTLY TEXTING
AND DRIVING. I ALREADY KNOW THAT’S HOW HE’S
GOING TO DIE. I’VE WRITTEN HIS OBITUARY– HE
DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED ARGUING WITH AN OUT-OF-STATE STRANGER ON
FACEBOOK. SO SAD. HE GETS INTO THESE ARGUMENTS ON
FACEBOOK.>>Stephen: DID YOU PRY THE
WHEEL AWAY FROM HIM AT ANY POINT GIMEAN, WHAT CAN YOU DO? LIKE, IS YOUR WIFE ALWAYS ON THE
PHONE, OR ARE YOU GUYS NOT LIKE THAT?>>Stephen: NO, MY WIFE IS
PERFECT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
SHE’S WATCHING THE SHOW. PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! SHE’S ALSO– SHE’S ALSO CRUEL
AND SEXY. THOSE ARE THE ADJECTIVES.>>OH, OKAY, THAT’S NICE.>>Stephen: IS SHE PREFERS,
SHE PREFERS. I THINK SO.>>HE’LL DO THIS THING, WE’RE
DRIVING IN THE CAR– HE’LL BE DRIVING, IT’S HIS CAR, HIS PHONE
WILL RING, I’M SITTING IN THE PASSENGER STREET HE ANSWERS IT
ON BLUETOOTH, THIS IS HOW HE SWOORS JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU’RE
ON SPEAKER! JUST SO YOU KNOW! NATASHA IS IN THE CAR.” ARE YOUR FRIENDS CALLING YOU UP,
“YOUR WIFE IS A BITCH. 9/11 IS AN INSIDE JOB. ABORTION SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. BRO.” GIRLS DON’T DO THAT.>>Stephen: YOU DON’T WARN
THAT SOMEBODY IS IN THE CAR WITH YOU?>>NOT LIKE THAT. IT’S NOT LIKE AN AMBER ALERT. ( LAUGHTER )
ARE.>>Stephen: KEEP IT– KEEP IT
LIGHT, NATASHA. I’M HAPPY TO SAY THAT, YOU KNOW,
WE’RE DOING THIS PUBER-ME CHALLENGE RIGHT NOW.>>YES.>>Stephen: TO RAISE MONEY FOR
PUERTO RICO. IT TURNS OUT YOU WENT THROUGH
PUBERTY.>>YOU KNOW, I WAS BORN
GLAMOROUS, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: I HAVE PROOF NOT
ONLY DID YOU GO THROUGH PUBERTY, BUT THERE YOU GO. YOU COULD TUNE IN RADIO MOSCOW. ( APPLAUSE ).>>I MEAN —
>>Stephen: THAT IS ADORABLE!>>WHAT IS THAT? I USED TO HAVE TO SLEEP WITH
THEY’VE NIGHT.>>Stephen: THAT’S THE MAN
TRYING TO KEEP YOUR SMILE DOWN RIGHT THERE. THAT’S– YOU WERE BLOND WHEN YOU
WERE YOUNGER?>>MY MOM HAD ME GET A PERM AND
HIGHLIGHTS. I DON’T KNOW. SHE SAID MY HAIR WAS TOO FINE. I DON’T KNOW.>>Stephen: IT’S ADORABLE. HOW OLD ARE YOU RIGHT HERE?>>THERE I’M 32.>>Stephen: OH, VERY
LATE-ONSET. VERY LATE HAD-ONSET. NOW YOU’RE IN SEASON TWO OF
“DICE” A SERIES WITH ANDREW DICE CLAY.>>YES.>>Stephen: WE HAD DICE ON
HERE.>>HE’S AN INSANE PERSON.>>Stephen: HE CAME ON, LIKE,
A MONTH AGO, AND I’VE BEEN IN COMEDY FOR 30 YEARS. HE SHOCKED ME, STUFF WE
COULDN’T– WE COULDN’T EVEN BLEEP IT. WE HAD TO JUST LIFT IT OUT OF
THE SHOW IT WAS TOO DIRTY.>>HE IS SO ACCIDENTALLY FUNNY
AND PURPOSEFULLY FUNNY. I WENT INTO A RITE-AID WITH HIM. HE STOLE A BUNCH OF CANDY AND HE
COMES OUT OF THE RITE-AID AND TAKES ALL THE CANDY OUT OF HIS
POCKET AND I SAID, “DO YOU NEED TO BORROW $5?”
AND HE SAID, “IT TASTES BETTER WHEN IT’S FREE.” WHO THINKS LIKE THAT?>>Stephen: DO YOU YOUR
FAMILY, YOUR PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS, IF THEY’RE STILL
WITH US, DO THEY WATCH YOU ON THE “DICE” SHOW?>>I TEXTED MY MOM RECENTLY TO
ASK HER IF SHE WAS WATCHING. DO WE HAVE OUR TEXT CHANGE.>>Stephen: THAT’S WHAT THIS
IS. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) I LOVE THE IDEA OF A LIBRARIAN
–>>Stephen: THIS IS YOUR MOM? YOUR MOM GETS HER TV FROM THE
LIBRARY?>>SHE’S VERY SUPPORTIVE, BUT
SHE DOES GET MOST OF HER MEDIA FROM THE PUBLIC LIBRARY. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: WOW.>>IN ILLINOIS.>>Stephen: WOW. ( APPLAUSE )
YES, WHY NOT. THEY’LL ALL BE GONE, SOON.>>Stephen: WHERE IN ILLINOIS?>>ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS.>>Stephen: LOVELY, CHEAP
TRICK IS FROM THERE. THAT’S THE ONLY THING I KNOW
ABOUT THEM.>>Stephen: THE SEASON FINALE OF
“DICE” AIRS THIS SUNDAY

100 Replies to “Natasha Leggero On Pregnancy: 2017 Is A Hard Time To Be Sober”

  1. don't know who this person is – comes on IN WHITE – bitches about being fat – and pregnant – one of few Colbert segments, nah, nope

  2. Now that a woman, i just loive it when they sit and you can see their curve from the side…… Not sure why a lot of woman feel ashamed of it…..

  3. oh wow. Her pregnancy weight just increased her sexiness by 10000000 points. I don't mean to sexualize her. Just admiring how amazing she looks. Hollywood, take notes!

  4. I can tell you, when you get to that third trimester and you feel like you're more baby then you, you get a little punch drunk by 5pm and constantly in an irritated mood from having to pee every ten minutes. Thank God, my days of getting pregnant by accident are done!

  5. Omg! Did not know she was pregnant?! Congrats to her and moshe. Hopefully their kid will be just as funny as them!

  6. Thanks for showing the entirety of your interviews including the intros. All the other late night talk shows only give us glimpses of their interviews w/o guest introductions. Colbert's team gives us everything and it's better that way. Thanks!

  7. Rude! Public libraries are a financial and efficient way to get today's media. Why buy it when the library will buy it for you? I'm disappointed at you trashing the wonderful service that libraries provide. The public library is the last true democratic institution we have. Freedom of information for any race, gender, nationality. Every one is welcome at a library. Shame on you Stephen!

  8. I believe Natasha is carrying a son. women who are carrying boys are shapely, and have a high round belly, a high round butt. women carrying a girl gain weight all over , belly is lower, and the butt gets lower and a bit flat. she is having a beautiful baby boy

  9. Obviously there are a lot of guys who have not gotten laid in a long time as they somehow find a woman who is 6 months pregnant sexy.

  10. She will remind everybody she’s pregnant every ten seconds because it’s not obvious and you should respect me because I had sex with my husband and he got me pregnant. That’s her logic apperantly

  11. If you haven't heard or seen her stand-up, you ought to. She is original and funny as hell. Well, funny to those that are fluent in sarcasm, as I am. Fair warning.

  12. if producers had taken the hint in the 80's with all the cameos and guest starring Trump did, and made him a "star", maybe we would have avoided this mess.

  13. Her selfish husband probably forced her to have one, because she said she didn’t want them. Then, she only wants one. As a man, it’s a shame that they just care about carrying om their name.

  14. Her titties are nice and juicy at this point. You can tell she makes life fun, she cackles when she laughs too kinda crazy maniacal sexy.

  15. She looks awesome! Wow! Enjoy the boibs Natasha. I loved the free boob job I got. Went from no boobs to C cup. Congrats on the baby.

  16. FINALLY! PROOF! I currently live in wisconsin and have done so for the past 13 years… but I was born in Illinois and lived there until I was 18. In wisconsin, I get shit for how I pronounce "Illinois."
    They say its "ILL-IN-OI" when its really "ELLEN-OI." Natasha and Stephen said it the correct way.
    Take note. wisconsin… and work to do better in the future. That goes for helping to elect trump as well, you fucking morons…

  17. The face she makes when he says "lovely place, Rockford Illinois" describes Rockford perfect…

  18. it's fucking awesome to see Natasha Leggero in all different kinds of stuff now. I remember for years, I would only ever get to see her in those CC roasts and that was a major shame! She's great, I wish her all the happiness in the world <3

  19. I guess black guys are going to be hitting on her afterwards.

    Anyone can be president, its kind of what makes America America.

  20. I swear by the beard of Zeus' scrotum that I have never seen such a fine pregnant woman. This is from swollen mama fan. Her body did great things for the culture of our American people when she got pregnant. I thought I liked Natasha before…but now I'm sold 😍

  21. ….. Even pregnant, she's fine as fuck… I'd help her make a divot headed baby… (Psssst! Get it? That means if we had sex, and my boner bumped the baby's head, making it look like a golf ball.). Well, wait…. If we do it doggie style, wheres the babys head??

    >M<

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