"Peanut: Can you hear me now?" | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM



hey what else pissed me off the day what turn to use my cell phone having trouble just like the stinking commercials can hear me now hold on out now hella no no no no no you know you don't hear no commercials what the other end of the conversation [Laughter] you know what cell phone sex is know can you feel me now [Applause] this guy's not getting any of this I've been watching in the whole time that's all gone I just get him buddy what's your name what is your name I think so my eyes it's hard to talk to somebody if you're not looking at Adam I know it's like trying to talk to somebody who has a lazy eye you don't know which eye to focus on yeah they're done oh you're sitting there talking doing thinking autocrats yet I've been looking at vanalai or that are is you moron what if someone here has a lazy eye I'll confuse them Here I am under you know what pesto is pesto as the stuff that goes on salad and pizza del pesto what it's in logician with the harelip do dude what does so many here's a harelip sorry oh stop it boy would it there that here left and a lazy eye they're really gonna need that do you do yeah I'm kidding you right here in the blonde hair in the glasses what is your first name what do you do for a living terrorist a business analyst fascinating how the hell is that where again go to business ago you are a business so we're really the for this before this we were in DC hi yes Washington DC isn't showing a lovely Delta now find this in the show I haven't looked down bar you're sitting dude there's a guy sitting right there where you are and the he was facing that way right and every time I said something thing I look and I go hey buddy what are you doing though who was a signer right a signer think about this for a second they brought a bunch of death people the seat of the thrill of us where do you do next we're gonna take on a blind folks to see David Copperfield [Applause] the elephant disappeared it just disappeared oh my god he's jungling now you should see oh sorry and as a showing on this guy Center to piss in the author never actually see myself talking before it's and I thought okay I'm gonna get even with this guy suddenly in the middle of the show I went hey stop sign thank you turn around doing going horseshoe turtle in this board there's a sign all the deaf folks are like [Applause] hell's going online we're going socks and to really screw with the guy on what course now he's just sitting there I'll get folks like [Applause] would you call a player in a national profession right Tim for clay at our age yeah it's come down to hey wake up you've ever had an intervention yeah and penicillin cleared her out up fundamental I do not use them you don't and neither did your lover

38 Replies to “"Peanut: Can you hear me now?" | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM”

  1. he does it so well that they puppets actually look like they are alive but then you realise that they aren’t πŸ™

  2. Director Mueller was used and abused by the Democrat party. The Dem's used his name, reputation, and his Face just so the never-Trumpers, Hillary Supporters and Donators can run rampant with the White House. I am ashamed for Blue-Dog Dem's they are so afraid to take their party back from the extreme left. When you enter that Voting Booth you have a choice Freedom or join the socialist party, then you will be told what you can say, do, where you will work and if you get sick if there isn't an illegal immigrant in front of you then it's your turn. The Choice is yours's. You have no-one to blame but yourself!

  3. "It's like trying to talk to somebody with a lazy eye. Ah crap, should I be looking at that eye, or that eye?"

  4. LmfaoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what a peace of shitπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. Did any1 see when peanut kinda flew from jeff on stage? Jeff had to go getm an peanut said…wth was that?! I friggin lost it lmao. I cant remember what show it was?

  6. You missed the ending to this
    "Sad part is this is all completely true. We're going to hell aren't we? Well here we are"

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  7. U go to a business and go, "mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm….. You are a BUSINESS" i dieeeeee! !!πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  8. It sucks you dont see it. But right after Peanut is done talking about the deaf people. Jeff says and I quote " Sad part Is this is all completely true"

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