I’ve been sitting here all day long and -uh, this is what I did today JLongbone: Wonderful. This is oh… Buzzfeed: We are going to be free bleeding. That means we’re not gonna be using any period products at all Buzzfeed: We’re just gonna let it all out and… JLongbone: It’s the same chick from the last video! Buzzfeed: Whenever you’re caught in the situation without a period product it’s always just like a feeling of panic. JLongbone: Yeah. Buzzfeed: We’re gonna be kind of exploring what that means… To not have period products. Jlongbone: What it means? JLongbone: It means you’re fucking nasty. And you need to rush your ass home, clean your cooch and put on a fucking pad. That’s what that means. JLongbone: We need to discover that and find out what it means. JLongbone: You’re out of your fucking mind. Buzzfeed: I don’t know if I’m more nervous, Buzzfeed: For the questions people are gonna ask or the questions that people are not gonna ask like, what are they gonna think? JLongbone: I’m gonna think you’re gross bitch! JLongbone: Simple. Buzzfeed: So many people have, like a visceral, like Buzzfeed: Disgusted reaction when it comes to periods. It’s just because they knew it came from our vaginas. (whispers) They don’t like that. JLongbone: Uh no, it’s because it’s bodily waste you degenerate whore. Buzzfeed: …and we’re the co-founders of conscious period. JLongbone: *imitating Buzzfeed degenerate whores* Conscious Period! JLongbone: Uncomfortable smiling! Jlongbone: Hello! We know what they’re doing off-camera and I have to tell you we’re completely disgusted. Buzzfeed: I’m mostly just nervous and I’m mostly just feeling that kind of, like, pit of dread in my stomach like, oh god! JLongbone: I’m going to be spreading JLongbone: Every communicable fucking disease to people doing this shit. Buzzfeed: I chose something more full-coverage. Just just for the heck of it Buzzfeed: It’s kind of like choosing. the… JLongbone: Why did you show the crotch? Why would you, Why would you do that? Buzzfeed: Put down my puppy pad. Ready to get some blood going here. JLongbone: Yeah. Ready to get some ol’ blood goin’ over here. Y’know the JLongbone: razzle dazzle. Y’know. Buzzfeed: It’s also raining today, but I assure you that water will not be the only thing that’s flowin’. JLongbone: Shut the fuck – Buzzfeed: so we gotta wait for it to kick back in. – And the trickle has started JLongbone: The trickle has started. Yeah, that’s almost up there with Houston JLongbone: We have a problem the trickle has started Buzzfeed: I just went to the bathroom and my underwear is putting up its most valiant effort. My underwear is absolutely stained Sick Buzzfeed Chick: There’s a lot happening. JLongbone: What the fuck- JLongbone: I did not need to see this Buzzfeed: Nikki, are you excited that I’m free bleeding today,? Normal Buzzfeed Chick: it’s really weird-ing me out. JLongbone: The only normal person who works at Buzzfeed. JLongbone: How do you do this shit, in front of people you work with?! How?! JLongbone: Now everyone is gonna go, “Oh, that’s the bleedy bitch, that’s the, that’s the bloody bitch right there.” Buzzfeed: Yeah, you can see a ring honestly… JLongbone: Fuck. JLongbone : *disgusted* When God does the rapture, you skangy-ass bitches are gonna be left behind. Buzzfeed: So it’s about 3 p.m. Degenerate Buzzfeed Whore: And I have officially hit the pad. JLongbone: It kinda looks like the devil, if you look close enough. You see there’s his horns right there. That’s an arm. That’s a body. That’s his pitchfork JLongbone He’s holding that’s his tail. I wish I could draw over this. But yeah that, that’s, that’s Satan. Satanic Buzzfeed Chick: I would say the worst part is the smell. Different Buzzfeed mental case: I decided to go for a little walk Buzzfeed: Because the stench was sort of appearing. The only problem about that is standing up Buzzfeed: It’s actually activated the bleeding a little bit more. JLongbone: You’re all retards. You’re all idiots. You’re all JLongbone: canceled! Buzzfeed: It is a lot like a Rorschach test Buzzfeed: Yeah, what do you guys see in it? JLongbone: Fuck you! Buzzfeed: There’s three things I’ve put on so far. My Buzzfeed: underwear, the chair, and the dress, and my thighs of course. My thighs are very sticky right now. JLongbone: That’s, that’s fucking disgusting. JLongbone: Look these chicks. They’re just laughing their asses off and their like, “I’m so glad I didn’t have to do this shit I’m over here chillin doing computer shit taking phone calls or whatever. Y’all bitches are ruining your lives.” Buzzfeed: I have to leave work now and then go meet with a realtor and I’m just hoping that there’s nothing weird, Buzzfeed: There’s no visible smells and that everything is okay. JLongbone: She’s gotta meet with people who are going to give her housing! JLongbone: If she were to choose a place to live, they’d [realtors] be like “you know what? No. You know, I JLongbone: I know our landlord wouldn’t want the whole fucking complex to smell like fish JLongbone: So we’re gonna reject your application and you can take your stinking ass somewhere else.” Dumbass Buzzfeed Chick: I don’t feel good Buzzfeed: I feel really embarrassed talking to people. I was in this car and I could smell my period and I know… JLongbone: Yeah JLongbone: You dumbass. All of these things should have popped in your head before you even decided to do this like “Are they going to smell me? Am I going to leave stains? Am I going to feel embarrassed? Am I going to annoy someone named Lauren who makes YouTube videos? Am I gonna do that?” JLongbone: Her douchey boyfriend Chad, in the back. Give it up for Chad! Sick Buzzfeed Alien: This is the aftermath of my free bleeding. JLongbone: What the fuck are you doing? JLongbone: You stanking ass trollop. You funky Fallopian female. Fuck you! Buzzfeed: This thing… Buzzfeed: I’ve been taught to kind of like keep under wraps and to not talk about and to not even Buzzfeed: acknowledge was now just so clear and so present and that’s like the weird stigma around it. Because its something that happens so naturally that you can’t control it. JLongbone: That’s not the fucking stigma bitch! Buzzfeed: People were more compassionate about it than I expected. Like people were like, “oh, I feel you! like it’s okay” JLongbone: Bullshit! JLongbone: You a fucking lie. Buzzfeed: I think I kind of spent the day trying to change my frame of mind from like” oh Buzzfeed: This is blood and that’s gross” to “oh, this is something that is the most natural thing for my body to be doing.” JLongbone: *imtating sick Buzzfeed chick* It’s a natural thing for my body to be doing. JLongbone: It’s still gross. Satanic Buzzfeed Chick: I don’t think I would do it again if I had a choice, but I’m glad I did it Buzzfeed: I think that it gave me a lot to think about JLongbone: What? It gave you what to think about? JLongbone: It gave you what to think about? Bitch! It gave you what to think about? what? what? what? The only thing that it should make you think about is “Oh, maybe I should stop working for fucking BuzzFeed and humiliating myself.” It’s the only thing you should be thinking about.