Good Cop, Pregnant Cop

Ok, we’ve been over this a thousand times. Are you going to confess, or not? No. Ooh!! I was totally hoping you’d say yes just now. Alright, I didn’t want to have to do this, but if you’re going to keep acting like a tough guy, I’m going to have to pull in the big…

Abortion Ban Is Against Human Rights

THERE HAS BEEN A HISTORIC RULING IN IRELAND REGARDING NORTHERN IRELAND’S BAN ON ABORTION. THE HIGH COURT HAS RULED THAT SOME OF THE RESTRICTIVE ABORTION MEASURES IN THE COUNTRY VIOLATE WOMEN’S RIGHTS. “IN THE CIRCUMSTANCES GIVEN THIS ISSUE IS LIKELY TO BE GRASPABLE BY THE LEGISLATURE IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE, AND THE ENTITLEMENT OF CITIZENS…

Hey Steve: Emotional Pregnancy

– Hey Steve, I got a question. My wife and I have been married for two years, and she’s now 15 weeks pregnant with her first child. (audience cheers) – Oh, okay. (audience cheers) – Lately though she’s been riding this emotional rollercoaster, and I don’t know how to sometimes respond to it. For example,…

If Disney Princesses Were Pregnant

(coughs and vomits) – Oh God. (gypsy jazz guitar music) You better be a good one. – Just a warning here sweetheart, it’s gonna be a little cold ok? – Cold never bothered me anyway. (grunts and huffs and puffs) – Water retention! Ugggggggg! But with my mood swings these days, I feel like the…