Good Cop, Pregnant Cop

Ok, we’ve been over this a thousand times. Are you going to confess, or not? No. Ooh!! I was totally hoping you’d say yes just now. Alright, I didn’t want to have to do this, but if you’re going to keep acting like a tough guy, I’m going to have to pull in the big…

Hey Steve: Emotional Pregnancy

– Hey Steve, I got a question. My wife and I have been married for two years, and she’s now 15 weeks pregnant with her first child. (audience cheers) – Oh, okay. (audience cheers) – Lately though she’s been riding this emotional rollercoaster, and I don’t know how to sometimes respond to it. For example,…

If Disney Princesses Were Pregnant

(coughs and vomits) – Oh God. (gypsy jazz guitar music) You better be a good one. – Just a warning here sweetheart, it’s gonna be a little cold ok? – Cold never bothered me anyway. (grunts and huffs and puffs) – Water retention! Ugggggggg! But with my mood swings these days, I feel like the…