Ok. It’s now or never, Go buy it. I don’t know if I’m ready to be a dad “I’m not ready” Sure! but when you invited me to your house to ”watch movies” you were ready , weren’t you? You didn’t have TV nor boxers! I’m the one who’s getting like 100 kilograms even if I’ll be puking like the kid from the Exorcist movie And I’m gonna have to put up with questions like “And how you’re gonna name him?” “are you gonna circumcise him?” and what about the ring? and with the luck I have, surely he’s gonna resemble you. You won’t even be able to organize the baby shower! well relax, because… relax?! relax?! don’t you realize that the worst thing to tell to a nervous person is to relax!? I’m going to be a better father for our son. You can’t even take care of your dog. Sure I can! I even taught him some tricks. Come here Toothless, give me your little paw. Ah ha Come, come… sit. See!? Play, play dead. (Aw it’s dead!) Good boy tooth… Better shut up and go buy the pregnancy test since you weren’t able to buy condoms before. Why me if the cashier knows me? because it was you who told me If you finish outside, nothing would happen Fine but let’s play rock, paper and scissors because it’s the fairest thing to do. Go rock… Useless! All men are useless. Except for you John Snow. you are only an ignorant who knows nothing but not useless. Unlike the others. One has to do everything. Calm down, Clara Only say “give me a pregnancy test” an that’s it. It can’t be that difficult. Even if the result is positive, how bad can it be? You are an adult, you’re about to finish your second year… aaaahh!!… of high school! My life is over! Chill out. It can’t be so hard to get a job, look after a kid while I study and… MOM!!!!! I WANT THE CHIPS! shh keep quiet, keep quiet, not here, I’ll give you whatever you want but shut up Never have children. Never! Virgin please… nah, very hypocrite the Virgin now that I’m not one. This dude better. Jesus, please I beg you for it to be negative I know I always ask you for dumb stuff but this time I really ask you to help me and if it is negative I promise to Never sleep with any man in my life well not that much I promise you to follow the Pope on twitter and give a heart to all Jesus pics on facebook amen – Hi -Hi -Give me ple… -Wait… Aren’t you Pedrito’s girlfriend, the son of Mrs. Martita? no, who’s he? Him. that baby ain’t mine! -ehh, Give me… .-huh Don’t be ashamed, I won’t judge you- Look, that boy just bought hemorrhoid pills and I haven’t judged him. (wow disgusting!) Okay… Don’t you wanna publish it? I’ve done it already. (He pooped himself, pooper customer got some gross hemorrhoids!) -What do you want, mija (cutie)? Just tell her Clara, speak and finish this A pregnancy test Sure! Hi, Martita. Do you remember bragging on How good your son Pedrito was? What do you think… Pregnancy tests are over there mija, next to that woman. I don’t judge anyone of the same gender as me. which one, the rocker girl? no!, the other, the nun close to the priest. Gosh no!, why me, in front of the holly inquisition! excuse me. Oh no… how embarrassing… feeding bottles, pampers, is this for real? take some pampers as well, there’s a promo! thanks nosy. -Condoms now you show up! let’s see, let’s see, where are they? finally! and now what… will all of them be the same? Clara? Shit! Daddy… what are you doing in the pharmacy? Weren’t you with Pedro? Pedro? Who’s Pedro? Pedro! That baby ain’t mine! What did he just say? – That he’s going to have fun!. -hmm so what are you gonna buy? I came for…. This, tampoms! because I’m still menstruating regularly. There’s no reason not to. I guess not. Let’s go, I’ll pay. – How much do you wanna bet that they’re gonna be triplets… – Shut up, shut up please shut up. I’ll talk to you later. Great, the bathroom! I’m going to put this on right now or I’ll leave a track of traces like Hansel and Gretel with leaftovers but instead I’ll leave stains of… Yeah, yeah daughter, I get it. I’ll wait for you here. Stains of what?, keep going with the story, I didn’t understand. Stains of what? – Get out! – Ay yaya my hemorrhoids! That’s the staff’s bathroom! Let’s see, how do you use this? pee in here. if you get two lines, you’re pregnant for sure. one line means your save, for now. ok, let it be just one line then, please. – Hey! pay for the pregnancy test first! . Oh no! How come Maria, are you pregnant? Hi Pedrito, I’ve already told your mom that you’re having a blessing. Take it easy sir, I’ll take care of it. Yeah, my love! Miserable! got my little girl pregnant! It wasn’t on purpose, I cum outside! no no! no!!! Yes! Now pay! it was negative! really? I had the illusion of being a grandpa… and me of being your son in law. *Bam!* excuse me daughter I need to use the bathroom, too. 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