What’s Up Doc – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts


-Ma’am, I’m so sorry to inform you, but the son didn’t make it. Our staff did everything they could, but he died just a few minutes ago. -Oh god, no! This can’t be happening! W-why?! (sobbing) -You see, Mrs. Shepard, your son had a very rare birth defect. I’m afraid he was born with a serious updog deficiency. -What’s… updog? -Really?! Up-dog?! You think it’s appropriate to make a joke at a time like this!? No, no, Mr. Shepard, you don’t understand. Under prostate dioctyl glucose or “updog”, is a vital naturally occurring hormone. Human beings cannot survive without it. -I see. I’m sorry I got upset doctor It’s just that… well… it’s just that we recently lost our son! -But doctor, what could have caused this? -You see, updog is transmitted via the umbilical cord during pregnancy. But there’s very little we can do if the hormone doesn’t get produced in the dickfor. -Oh. …What’s a- -A dick for!? What’s a dick for?! Are you fucking serious? What kind of hospital is this?! -Oh- oh goodness. I’m so sorry. The dick four is like a… pituitary gland activated during pregnancy. -I apologize, Doctor. It’s just that I’ve been a little emotional since the death of our first child. -Actually my associate here will be able to provide some insight. Mr. and Mrs. Shepherd, this is Dr. Jerkoffsayswhat? -What? -(Laughter) -Jerkoff says what?! Are you fucking kidding me!? Our son is dead!!! You monsters! You monsters… -Come on, Doug. Let’s go check on parents with “living” babies. -Woo! Heheheh. Too easy. -Cannot believe those sick bastards! -Yeah, I guess they should work in the… …burn ward. Don’t leave me hangin, bro.

100 Replies to “What’s Up Doc – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts”

  1. I like how "Daffy's Fantastic Island" is listed under the description because dumbass YouTube thought this was a clip from that

  2. What is wrong with this vedio!!!!!this is so cruel!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜œโ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ 

  3. Girl raises her hand in the air after bad joke

    Me: awww she was looking for comfort and admitting it was a puny joke… If only the world wasn't such a dark pla-

    Girl "Don't leave me hanging bro"

    Me: … CรœNT

  4. I was expecting them to say that their baby was alive after all. Then the parents perk up, get happy that their baby is alive, and then a plane full of children crashes into the hospital.

  5. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ brother and sister SEX??!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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